I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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