Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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