Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You can't motorboat a personality
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
