p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
well you can't waste a boner
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Dick very happy bro
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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