Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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