What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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