i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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