yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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