You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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