my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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