thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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