on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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