she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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