perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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