this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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