If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I touched a dick in church today
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize