i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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