the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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