remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
This is my gift to your gina
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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