I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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