He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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