How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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