the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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