Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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