Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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