you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
