He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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