I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize
