You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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