I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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