This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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