she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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