remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
i think i just naturally attract stoners
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
