Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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