Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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