i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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