4 words: hood of his car
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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