Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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