Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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