I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she pinky promised me she was 18
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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