I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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