Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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