Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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