it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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