i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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