god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Farmville is her only friend.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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