Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
