I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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