i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I seem to have left my pride at pride
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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