we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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