Small penises have feelings too.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
