Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
