Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
