Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Panties = found
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
